Dear Husband…

When I married you
I thought love was true
But the moment you threw
A wet towel impromptu
Onto a bed, clean and new
At that moment I knew
There’s nothing I could do
Though I gawked, you’d no clue

When I hear you snore
I hadn’t ever that loud before
Not that I am going to deplore
Your nose is playful to explore
Gives me no choice to ignore
For what’s worth, I swore
There is so much in store
To tolerate you all the more

When you look at me
I can totally see
Why you always agree
As I’m that wisdom tree
Who is the best to foresee
Of what we would be
Without I, there’s no glee
You’d be left with a topee

When it’s meant to be, they say
Hope they don’t mean until gray
Being with you is no child’s play
There’s so much to weigh
You bring chaos to my everyday
And stand by me, come what may
Dear husband, I sincerely pray
That you add fun to my today