If I were a man, I’d…
Be meek and weak
Wouldn’t ever speak
Be an epic flop
Never get to the top
Be defeated in life
All would be strife
Be the dumb wit
Find ways to quit
Be thinking game
When it’s all lame
Be dependent on her
While talking slur
Be dreaming all day
With nothing to say
Be aimless all over
Maybe living a drover
Be silly about success
And be a super mess
That’s why it’s obvious
A woman is glorious!